I Guess That's It.

I didn't watch it this week. I don't think I even watched it last week unless that was the one with the hammer guy then yeah I guess I saw it. Kinda. I'm not even sure it was on this week, maybe the season is over?  I don't know.

I ran out of steam mainly because I can't believe people watch The Walking Dead at all. Not only that, there are whole websites devoted to dissecting, and discussing this show which is something I simply can't fathom. For me it's like trying to comprehend infinity or billions of years or something . It's simply to abstract for the average human brain to wrap itself around.

I'm sorry I know people love it and I should probably quit being so hard on them because what's it matter to me? But if you like it you really should be ashamed of yourself.  Anyway I should probably find some use for this because I'd hate to just delete it and lose this kick ass domain name.

I'll think of something I guess.

Later
Bob

If I Had a Hammer

I think I skipped last week. I must have because I was wrong. Yes I admit it. I thought that ugly dude that looks like he just got high with the greasy hair had the stupidest imaginable weapon you could have during a Walker Apocalypse.

No our winner goes to big scary black guy with a hammer. Yes. A hammer. Jesus I really didn't think this could get any dumber and yet every week that goes by here we are.

I don't know guys I know your waiting for all my asshole comments about this completely ridiculous TV show with with bated breath, and I know last week I said I was done but this just might be it. They have 10 minutes to make me not want to kill a puppy before I switch to the second dumbest show on TV. Finding Bigfoot.

That's It I'm Done.

"There's a veterinary college FIFTY MILES AWAY! Maybe people didn't think to look there for medication"

Uhhhh I'm not a doctor and even I know antibiotics expire or lose their potency. How long has this been going on again? Months at least right?  I've even heard some become poisonous and can kill you. Is that true? Who knows. Want to try it out and let me know? Even if there were usable antibiotics some need to be refrigerated and there SHOULD BE NO REFRIGERATION BECAUSE EVERY BODY IS FUCKING DEAD!

 "Are you coughing? Do you have this airborne virus that's passed around through breathing? Then I guess I should just run right up and see what's wrong with you!"

Yes. Do that. Everybody do that then get sick, die and then end this stupid series. Please.

"Let's start a murder investigation! Good thing you you were a cop!"

Ugh. Fuck you. Just fuck off. Enjoy your stupid show because I'm out of here.

Whatever

I don't know if I can do it tonight. I swear I have been dreading watching tonight's episode all day long. It's just so stupid. It's such a waste and so few people actually read this...I have a few minutes to decide.

If not rather than just delete this maybe I'll give a couple of friends the password or something and we can do something with the domain for fun if they're at all interested but I guess if they were they'd just create one of their own since it's free.

Season 4 Episode 2 "Retard Pig"

Once again this'll be scatter shot because I'm doing it from memory and I told you it had something to do with that pig. But of course all the pigs are dead now so I guess we'll never know. Isn't Santa with a pony tail a vet? Or is he dead. All Santa types look the same to me. And I can't be bothered to learn the titles for this show so lets call it "Retard Pig". Why? Because I have a retarded pig picture that's why. Plus I don't know how much longer I'm going to keep this up because this show gets dumber every time I watch it.

And also because I guess I was supposed to get all teary eyed over the pigs.  And instead of simply heaving pigs over the fence and letting the zom- I mean walkers- chase them around they decided they have to drive them out into the field and cut them so they bleed and not disable them so they can't walk because... Oh and of course they're in a lightweight open top car, mostly unarmed except for a crossbow in the back seat, because where they live cars don't have roofs and motorcycles are the way to go and no one wants to find a 5 ton Hummer and just drive over these things whenever they get the chance and Sheriff Andy Taylor still doesn't want to carry a gun for some reason.

But in their defense I guess running over 50 or 60 at a time wouldn't really be much of a TV show.

And they have electricity? Did I miss something? Turn on the fucking electric fence you idiots. It would be like a giant bug zapper no? I don't know though because I've never actually seen an electrified fence so I don't know about the bug zapper idea but I know prisons have them and that's where they are, a prison, and they have lights so they have an electric fence. By the way, who's running the power plants? This has been going on for months now right? And where are they getting all the gas? I really must've missed something. And it's gotta be that stupid kid feeding the zombies. She wanted to name them so I'm sure she's feeding them because she's mental. And why not teach the children how to kill? What possible good could it do to have them defenseless? This is their life now they gotta be able to kill these things.

Weren't those explosions? What were they hearing in the distance? I tried to pay extra close attention this time but I thought that's what they were. You know somebody breaching the fence. But I guess not. I don't know this all terribly boring and coming in late I really haven't got much of an idea about what's going on and I'd say it was unfair of me to hate on it so much but Christ, people watch this every week?

And guess what geniuses, if this disease that's suddenly killing people is pneumonic (spread through the air) you all have it already so you're all dead so I hope this is the last season because they've never left each others sight, they're in a prison remember?  Just lock everybody up in individual cells every night and leave two people out, cuffing one to a set of bars some where with a key to protect himself from the second one that's not locked up. That way at night when they die they're already locked up. And if one of the free people dies they'll both have guns so the free one could kill the dead one and then in the morning let everyone out, then just rotate people so the same people aren't acting as watchmen all the time. Jesus do I have to think of everything?

I guess we'll see if I make it through next week.

Season 4 "Episode One" or Whatever It's Named

 First one! Let's see how fast I get bored of this. I'm sure each episode has a name but Hell if I know what it is. And no, I have nothing better to do on a Sunday night, except poke fun at a dumb TV show that you probably like so lucky you.

There will probably be spoilers in these stories, but because I hate it I won't know what will apply as a spoiler so if you haven't watched it and don't want me ruining this for you leave now.

Just go knowing that I'll miss you.

Also I'll be doing this from memory because I couldn't log into this stupid site from my phone for some reason and I have no laptop, mainly because I have the phone, so if I skip something know that I don't care. And this might come as a huge shock but this one didn't seem so bad to me. There was very little chit chat and a lot of zombie murder so that was pretty cool I guess. But knowing that there's yet another episode next week? That will probably be more or less the same? That's where I start to have a problem because it just goes on, and on, and on in a never ending soap opera with zombies thrown in.

Anyhoo, I guess they live in a prison now which I'm sure is symbolic of...living in a prison? They really could live anywhere but I'm sure that's supposed to make you question whether survival is worth it or whatever (it isn't worth it. At least I don't think so) Plus it's totally different from a shopping mall. Those Dawn of the Dead chumps didn't know shit I guess. Also it's lucky the group wound up looking like any good after school special. A few blacks, some white guys, a wisened old man that looks like a cross between Santa and a Caucasian Confucius with a pony tail, an Asian dude, the geek, a bunch of hot chicks, and the sword wielding black girl. No ghetto types and no ignorant racist Palin loving hillbillies which kind of surprises me. Although they might've been around earlier and subsequently got killed off in the goriest way possible but I don't know or care really

C'mon! No fat sassy black woman? What about a guy in a wheel chair? A flaming homosexual? I'm sure they're coming.

And the guy with the crossbow that looks like he wondered off the set of "The Lord of the Rings" but with worse hair has managed to survive despite acquiring what I still think is the dumbest weapon you could carry and driving the worst mode of transportation that you could have at a time like that, but I guess how else would you know he's a bad boy if he didn't have a motorcycle?  And they apparently have some kind of government or council now. I can already see a budding hippie liberal punk that thinks the zombies deserve names because they were people once or something, so they need to get rid of her immediately. Toss her ass over the fence and nip that shit right in the bud before she grows up and starts forcing you to wash the zombie's clothes because they can't do it for themselves.

The sheriff took off the badge after all, only now he doesn't carry a gun because why bother I guess. But hey he said he has a knife! He did run run into the woman while checking their traps that for a few seconds I was sure was going to wind up being some kind of talking half zombie hybrid which would have stopped this little hobby right in it's tracks. But despite being green she looked pretty hot and I thought for sure they were gonna clean her ass up and turn her into some kind of evil vixen but she was insane I guess so that pretty much blew my theory. Of course she killed herself because The Sheriff is in control or something and isn't a murderer plus she had a baby? I don't know what she was feeding.

And when they were in that store or whatever it was why weren't they grabbing a ton of ALCOHOL that could be used as a disinfectant. I'm sure you could do that right? They do it in westerns. And where are they getting all of their ammunition? That stuff runs out yesterday when you start really shooting. But like I said I don't have too many complaints about this one, but I bet I will as the weeks go by so join me here next time.

By the way the young guy with the glasses - The Geek - dies in the shower. Just dies. For no reason it seems. He didn't allude to being sick, or anything. He was fine one minute and then that night he was all sweaty and dropping dead. Probably has something to do with that dead pig. **SPOILER ALERT**

Maybe

We'll have to see how willing I am to sit through this ridiculous show.