Season 4 Episode 2 "Retard Pig"

Once again this'll be scatter shot because I'm doing it from memory and I told you it had something to do with that pig. But of course all the pigs are dead now so I guess we'll never know. Isn't Santa with a pony tail a vet? Or is he dead. All Santa types look the same to me. And I can't be bothered to learn the titles for this show so lets call it "Retard Pig". Why? Because I have a retarded pig picture that's why. Plus I don't know how much longer I'm going to keep this up because this show gets dumber every time I watch it.

And also because I guess I was supposed to get all teary eyed over the pigs.  And instead of simply heaving pigs over the fence and letting the zom- I mean walkers- chase them around they decided they have to drive them out into the field and cut them so they bleed and not disable them so they can't walk because... Oh and of course they're in a lightweight open top car, mostly unarmed except for a crossbow in the back seat, because where they live cars don't have roofs and motorcycles are the way to go and no one wants to find a 5 ton Hummer and just drive over these things whenever they get the chance and Sheriff Andy Taylor still doesn't want to carry a gun for some reason.

But in their defense I guess running over 50 or 60 at a time wouldn't really be much of a TV show.

And they have electricity? Did I miss something? Turn on the fucking electric fence you idiots. It would be like a giant bug zapper no? I don't know though because I've never actually seen an electrified fence so I don't know about the bug zapper idea but I know prisons have them and that's where they are, a prison, and they have lights so they have an electric fence. By the way, who's running the power plants? This has been going on for months now right? And where are they getting all the gas? I really must've missed something. And it's gotta be that stupid kid feeding the zombies. She wanted to name them so I'm sure she's feeding them because she's mental. And why not teach the children how to kill? What possible good could it do to have them defenseless? This is their life now they gotta be able to kill these things.

Weren't those explosions? What were they hearing in the distance? I tried to pay extra close attention this time but I thought that's what they were. You know somebody breaching the fence. But I guess not. I don't know this all terribly boring and coming in late I really haven't got much of an idea about what's going on and I'd say it was unfair of me to hate on it so much but Christ, people watch this every week?

And guess what geniuses, if this disease that's suddenly killing people is pneumonic (spread through the air) you all have it already so you're all dead so I hope this is the last season because they've never left each others sight, they're in a prison remember?  Just lock everybody up in individual cells every night and leave two people out, cuffing one to a set of bars some where with a key to protect himself from the second one that's not locked up. That way at night when they die they're already locked up. And if one of the free people dies they'll both have guns so the free one could kill the dead one and then in the morning let everyone out, then just rotate people so the same people aren't acting as watchmen all the time. Jesus do I have to think of everything?

I guess we'll see if I make it through next week.