There will probably be spoilers in these stories, but because I hate it I won't know what will apply as a spoiler so if you haven't watched it and don't want me ruining this for you leave now.
Just go knowing that I'll miss you.
Also I'll be doing this from memory because I couldn't log into this stupid site from my phone for some reason and I have no laptop, mainly because I have the phone, so if I skip something know that I don't care. And this might come as a huge shock but this one didn't seem so bad to me. There was very little chit chat and a lot of zombie murder so that was pretty cool I guess. But knowing that there's yet another episode next week? That will probably be more or less the same? That's where I start to have a problem because it just goes on, and on, and on in a never ending soap opera with zombies thrown in.
Anyhoo, I guess they live in a prison now which I'm sure is symbolic of...living in a prison? They really could live anywhere but I'm sure that's supposed to make you question whether survival is worth it or whatever (it isn't worth it. At least I don't think so) Plus it's totally different from a shopping mall. Those Dawn of the Dead chumps didn't know shit I guess. Also it's lucky the group wound up looking like any good after school special. A few blacks, some white guys, a wisened old man that looks like a cross between Santa and a Caucasian Confucius with a pony tail, an Asian dude, the geek, a bunch of hot chicks, and the sword wielding black girl. No ghetto types and no ignorant racist Palin loving hillbillies which kind of surprises me. Although they might've been around earlier and subsequently got killed off in the goriest way possible but I don't know or care really
C'mon! No fat sassy black woman? What about a guy in a wheel chair? A flaming homosexual? I'm sure they're coming.
And the guy with the crossbow that looks like he wondered off the set of "The Lord of the Rings" but with worse hair has managed to survive despite acquiring what I still think is the dumbest weapon you could carry and driving the worst mode of transportation that you could have at a time like that, but I guess how else would you know he's a bad boy if he didn't have a motorcycle? And they apparently have some kind of government or council now. I can already see a budding hippie liberal punk that thinks the zombies deserve names because they were people once or something, so they need to get rid of her immediately. Toss her ass over the fence and nip that shit right in the bud before she grows up and starts forcing you to wash the zombie's clothes because they can't do it for themselves.
The sheriff took off the badge after all, only now he doesn't carry a gun because why bother I guess. But hey he said he has a knife! He did run run into the woman while checking their traps that for a few seconds I was sure was going to wind up being some kind of talking half zombie hybrid which would have stopped this little hobby right in it's tracks. But despite being green she looked pretty hot and I thought for sure they were gonna clean her ass up and turn her into some kind of evil vixen but she was insane I guess so that pretty much blew my theory. Of course she killed herself because The Sheriff is in control or something and isn't a murderer plus she had a baby? I don't know what she was feeding.
And when they were in that store or whatever it was why weren't they grabbing a ton of ALCOHOL that could be used as a disinfectant. I'm sure you could do that right? They do it in westerns. And where are they getting all of their ammunition? That stuff runs out yesterday when you start really shooting. But like I said I don't have too many complaints about this one, but I bet I will as the weeks go by so join me here next time.
By the way the young guy with the glasses - The Geek - dies in the shower. Just dies. For no reason it seems. He didn't allude to being sick, or anything. He was fine one minute and then that night he was all sweaty and dropping dead. Probably has something to do with that dead pig. **SPOILER ALERT**
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